Finger Puppets AVEC GODZILLA

Fledermaus and I are here and we're watching Godzilla for our French project, but we're not really paying attention. She and I are having our finger puppets make finger puppet love and making fun of the Americans in the film, and being jealous of the hot Asians.

I, as we speak, have a pirate, a King and queen frog, and two kittys on my fingers. YAY FOR PUPPETS :D She has....a dragon. And We made Godzilla his cousin, ROD.

ROD IS GODZILLA, GODZILLA IS ROD. JASPER, HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY..Oh nevermind, Im done with you. Fledermaus and I are also talking about dreams that we've had in which we make out with random people. Hooray. I just really love these pants. And how ridiculous this movie is.

Hi, this is Fledermaus. Pokémaster told me to just write it like she would. So I'm going to try. I've already butchered her identity. oh well. There's a head banging mermaid on Pokémaster's finger and she is in a cliche relationship with a stripy pirate who lives over on the index finger ("OH THE THINGS WE DO FOR MERMAID LOVE"). Plus there are a couple of siamese kittys and a polygamist moose. Together they are the citizens of Tokoyo! The Dragon on my finger WON"T SHUT UP! He's all "Awww, look at ROD . He thinks he's all that. That is totally photo shopped man, I mean, that kid is tiny. I have pictures to prove it. Back me up froggies."

The froggies, his cousins, say "Yeh. ROD is puny. I'm taller than ROD fer cry'n out loud."

The citizens of Tokyo are plagued by MOLTEN HOT WATER. It'll cook you ALIVE. And it's a major contributer to global warming.