"Dear Star Wars girl I sit with at lunch,
I like girls! Surprise! To be more specific, I like you, for being so adorable and nerdy and hilarious. Let's read Death Note together and go to midnight showings of RHPS. I'll be the Columbia to your Frank-N-Furter, or the Brad to your Janet, whichever you want or need.
Baby, I'm a music obsessed lesbian zombie, and you're the most delicious mac-and-cheese I've ever seen. Hearing you laugh makes my day. I wish we had more than a half hour a day.
Let's make it simple- I'm gay, you're perfect, I love you. What now?"
Dear Quiet Girl,
ReplyDeleteHow ironic is it, that the day after my first submission to this site appeared on the front page, our teacher assigned new groups and seating for the entire year. And he put me right next to you. Not even in rows, but in pods of 4 desks.
I sit less than a foot away from you, for an amazing 58 minutes each day. The smile on my face, when you laughed at my first attempt at a joke, must've lasted for a good 15 minutes.This morning you were in my dream, laughing and happy. You gave me a hug and I woke up with my day already made. Even though I've been quieter than you in our new arrangement, so far,I hope that I can work up some more courage to talk to you.
-Shy Guy
P.S. I think that the small freckles on your nose are adorable.
I wish people like this were real. because I have little hope that they exist. Especially not for me.
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