Wez beez teenagerz. Prepare yourself.

Nov 2, 2010

Agh, kids these days.

You guys are all really good at coming up with awesomecrap to....relate everyone to. I think I may have to try it. Try it and fail. Like me, trying to pwn n00bs in floor hockey. Sometimes it works, but sometimes it's all kinds of wrong.

PAPAAHH CRAANNNEEEE: Yous bees a..... No, not "a", you are a beautiful ballad, that's all soft and mellow at the beginning, but then turns uber hardcore and AWESOMETABULOUS.

Yo, you, with the face. Gay boy. Yous bees aaaaaa.... A dolphin. Because you can understand humans, but much prefer to be under the beautiful blue water where you can break out some epic break dance under-the-water moves.

Sycorax, yous bees.... A sixteenth note. People who don't really understand what they're singing, just get lost when they're in your presence. You're like a swat team. They're in and then they're out....BUT you're music...not law enforcement...or maybe you're both...

nomes, yous bees... A French Doll. C'est vrai, mon ami.

Goat, yous bees... A harp. REALLY HARD TO FIGURE OUT. REALLY AMAZING ONCE YOU DO.

Lupus, yous bees... A PUDDY TAT. teeheehee, You are pretty grey tabby, with GREEN EEYYEESS.

Tanasha, yous bees a Japanimation superhero. Minus the spandex.... Or maybe you'd like the spandex.....

Falco, yous bees.... Lady Gaga's Second Assistant. Or A Time Traveler.

Fledermaus, yous bees...Blue roses. Odd.

HAHAHA, just kidding. You're an ESPEON. Fo sho.

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