Cars and other monsters

Can you find me a yellow car? One with pillows, and loose safety features. One that smells like moth balls and vanilla? One that splutters and spits but will always start if you're patient?

I wish people were more like cars.
And in a way, I guess they kind of are. They're horrible for the environment, they have little mechanical quirks that make them unique, they can be covered in paint, and accessories and look completely set apart from the rest, or they can look exactly the same as the one beside it.
They can age gracefully with care, or not so gracefully with neglect.
And they all eventually run out of steam.

Goat is like a big old Volkswagen Vanagon. With mismatched curtains on the back windows, and a big shag rug in the back seat. It is absolutely essential for any adventure, and is the epitome of the old style hippy machine.

Tanasha is a jeep. Big, clunky, and kinda lookin like a badass. There is no other thing you would want with you if you found yourself trapped in the jungle surrounded by angry tigers.

Nomes is a mini cooper. Cute and bubbly, and looks the best in hot weather.

"dude, you're gay" is a ferrari. So damn hot, that all it has to do is exist, and every guy will want to buy it, if only for a chance to ride it around the block and call it their own.

Lupus is a mini van. It seems small, and docile, and unassuming. But it can fit a hell of a lot on the inside.

Falco is a 1950s Oldsmobile. It may have gone through a rough ride in it's time, but it's toughed it out over the years and has come out all the more impressive for it.

Paper Crane is a vespa. What else could you imagine spending a bout on the greek isles with?

Fledermaus is a Nissan Cube. You can't help wondering what the heck it's supposed to be, but it's so unique that it could be awesome doing anything.

And Pokémaster is a tricycle. Cause anybody looks good in a nice car, but it takes somebody truly amazing to rock out the tricycle.

And me... well... I guess I'm a school bus. I'll get you where you need to go and home again.