It's kind of terrible, when you meet someone you genuinely like, and they appear to genuinely like you, and you can actually engage in conversation, and laugh. It's kind of terrible, because they want to go to a karaoke bar with you, but you can't, and they have long wavy hair and an actual fucking beard, and awesome blue eyes, but they just got back from a vacation to Mexico with their girlfriend and they caught you vomiting all over the bathroom. So instead they pat you on the head and leave. And I go watch 2001: A Space Odyssey and hot glue things like a crazy person.