So, my left ear has been bothering me for the past couple of weeks, and on Thursday I went to the doctor and I told him " OKAY. I KNOW THERE ARE GROSS BLOCKAGES AND STUFF ALL UP IN MY EAR CANAL, BUT PLEASE CAN YOU CHECK TO SEE IF IT'S ALL GROSS AND INFECTED!?" Which it wasn't.
But it still hurt like sin, so he told me to put olive oil in my ear and come back next Thursday.
Now I can't hear out of my left ear. Thanks, doctor man. You've made me deaf.
I've been in that situation before. It's hell, and then when you go out and they get the gross blockages out it's like heaven even if you did jump in joy and spill frickin' hot tea everywhere including on your crotch so you get weird looks because lemon on crotch feels weird so you're making strange faces and your crotch is wet but at least you can hear properly.
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